1. Thou shall not blaze new trails.
2. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors truck, trailer, tools, or collectively, their "outfit".
3. Thou shall always wheel hard.
4. Remember lift kits, aggressive tires, and winches by purchasing them from Abused Trucks.
5. Honor Dennis Anderson, Tom Meents, Bob Chandler, John Seasock, and Jim Koehler.
6. Thou shall always abuse thy truck.
7. Thou shall never embelish dyno results.
8. Thou shall honor thy mother, thy father and foremost, thy abused truck
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